- One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago - One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New
York - One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly
on accelerator: Boston - One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone,brick on
accelerator: California. With gun in lap: L.A. - Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake,
quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California. - Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on
accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat:
Italy - One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell
phone, foot on brake, mind on game: Seattle - One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle,
alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and
both on the brake, throwing a McDonalds bag out the window:
Texas city male - One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window,
keeping speed steadily at 70mph, driving down the center of
the road unless coming around a blind curve, in which case
they are on the left side of the road: Texas country
male - One hand constantly refocusing the rear-view mirror to
show different angles of the BIG hair, one hand going
between mousse, brush, and rat-tail to keep the helmet hair
going, both feet on the accelerator, poodle steering the
car, chrome .38 revolver with mother of pearl inlaid handle
in the glove compartment: Texas female - Both hands on steering wheel in a relaxed posture,
eyes constantly checking the rear-view mirror to watch for
visible emissions from their own or another's car:
Colorado - One hand on steering wheel, yelling obscenities, the
other hand waving gun out the window and firing repeatedly,
keeping a careful eye out for landmarks along the way so as
to be able to come back and pick up any bullets that didn't
hit other motorists so as not to litter: Colorado resident
on spotting a car with Texas plate. - Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear
window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to
antenna: West Virginia male. - Junker, driven by someone who previously had a nice
car and who is now wearing a barrel: Las Vegas - Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible
above window level, driving 35 on the interstate in the left
lane with the left blinker on: Florida "seasoned citizen"
driver, also known as "no-see-um" (or could it be Marge
Simpson?) - Two hands on the wheel, driving forty-five in a
seventy mph zone in the left lane, with the left turn signal
on, and making a right turn: New Mexico resident (as anyone
who has ever driven through this lovely state can
attest)